Mickey Spillane’s The Erection Set

Mickey Spillane’s The Erection Set was published in 1972. It’s one of his non-Mike Hammer crime thrillers.

It certainly has a memorable protagonist. Dogeron Kelly (always known simply as Dog) would have been heir to the vast Barrin industrial fortune but for one minor detail - he was born on the wrong side of the blanket. Instead of inheriting millions he stands to inherit a mere $10,000. And the family is going to make sure he doesn’t get even that - his grandfather’s will contains a morals cause. If he cannot prove that his life has been morally untainted he doesn’t get a dime. And Dog’s life has been far from morally spotless.

Dog served in the U.S. Air Force during the Second World War, as a fighter pilot in Europe. He took his discharge and remained in Europe and then vanished. There have been rumours of his colourful and varied activities but nothing concrete.

Now he’s back stateside, in Manhattan, staying with his old flying buddy Lee. And Dog wants his ten grand. Now we, the readers, know from the start that he doesn’t need a lousy ten grand. We knew that when Lee took a peak into Dog’s suitcase. Lots of money. Lots and lots of money. Lee is in a panic - where is Dog going to stash millions of dollars safely? Dog tells him not to worry. He’ll put it in the bank. Amazingly this is clean money.

We know that Dog is confident he’ll get his ten thousand. What we don’t know is why he wants it. We assume he has plans to revenge himself on his family but it soon becomes apparent that Dog’s motivations are much more complex and his plans much more devious.

Then he meets Sharon. She works for a media tycoon. Her job is to persuade men to make deals. She’s a kind of professional seductress. Oddly enough although she definitely likes men and seduces them for a living at 32 she is still a virgin. This is regarded by those who know her as evidence that the age of miracles is not yet past. Sharon has a link with Dog - years earlier her father had worked for his grandfather. That link buried in the past will be important.

Dog’s arrival in New York is the result of a decision he made which is going to lead to multiple murders and general mayhem. It’s a decision that is not related to his family or his inheritance.

Dog soon has people trying to kill him. Lots of people. Professionals. Dog isn’t too worried and we soon find out why. He is one very tough hombre.

If you’re going to have an anti-hero (and Dog certainly qualifies for that status) you have to make him interesting and Spillane does that effectively. He’s a very enigmatic individual. He’s a tough guy who kills when he has to and does so without remorse, and with considerable savagery. But he doesn’t want to kill.

And with women, in his own individualistic way he’s a gentleman. There are three important female characters and they’re all complicated but sympathetic. Sheila is dangerous because of her husband and she has a problem. Dog knows what it is and how to fix it, if she’ll let him. Lee’s friend Rose isn’t quite a Whore With a Heart of Gold but she’s a good-natured cheerful hooker and Dog thinks she’s a sweet kid.

Sharon is really complicated. Dog has never met a girl quite like her and he’s intrigued. She’s never met a man like Dog and she’s not sure if she’s horrified by him or crazy about him.

There’s a major twist at the end but it does make sense.

The Erection Set is top-tier Spillane and it’s plenty tough and it's highly recommended.

I enjoy Spillane’s surprisingly varied non-Mike Hammer output, ranging from the exuberance of The Delta Factor to the high-octane thrills of Day of the Guns to the brooding darkness of The Erection Set.